So I was lying on my back feeling the baby slide around inside me and as it kicked I realised I could see my stomach rippling.
This made me laugh and so then there was more rippling.
And then my belly button bulged and heaved and other parts of my stomach contorted like a miniature earthquake was underway in my gut and I stopped laughing because to tell the truth it looked really quite disturbing and while it was funny before, now, frankly, it was just plain creepy.
When the nightmares were the best bits
6 days ago